Ain't you gonna introduce me to your mom?

Do yout think Mexican maid can clean my trailer too?

Great to heve you back Trevor. The dream team! And I'll get you that gasoline

Sorry about your statue. You were incredible today Trevor. I w wish i was trained airforce pilot like you

Our own airstrip! Trevor Philips Industries! We're going places!

Did you urinate in my moonshine still again?

I think you're right - goverment definitely monitor these things

Best thing you ever did scaring my wife off like that

Trevor - you might be right. Social media isn't that fun